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/**
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* class VeryLongPHP73Heredoc { }
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class VeryLongPHP73Heredoc
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{
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public function test_heredoc()
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{
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return <<<HEREDOCPHP73
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Unwrap toilet paper
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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, eat the rubberband but human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned!
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meeooowwww!!! and i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?!. Inspect
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anything brought into the house dead stare with ears cocked or pet right here, no not there, here, no fool,
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right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and
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omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now. Lasers are tiny mice unwrap toilet paper steal
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raw zucchini off kitchen counter. Lick butt and make a weird face. What the heck just happened, something
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feels fishy sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor so lick plastic bags so meowing non stop for food
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but bite plants, run up and down stairs. Catasstrophe stare at ceiling light for see brother cat receive
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pets, attack out of jealousy, or stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside but dont wait for the storm
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to pass, dance in the rain. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off sleeping in the box, or find empty
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spot in cupboard and sleep all day yet sleep nap mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww. Scratch leg; meow for
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can opener to feed me. Make meme, make cute face adventure always, for caticus cuteicus, enslave the hooman,
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so sit by the fire so this human feeds me, i should be a god. This is the day chase mice. Cats woo spit up
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on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full
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speed . Lick human with sandpaper tongue destroy couch, fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). This
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cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! eat grass, throw it back up howl on top of tall thing for love to
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play with owner's hair tie and leave hair on owner's clothes so scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me.
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My cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too miaow then turn around and show you my bum yet scoot butt on
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the rug but head nudges . Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face if it fits
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i sits hell is other people yet floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes for whatever. Scratch
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the furniture do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! and meow all night having their mate
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disturbing sleeping humans yet jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box
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snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and
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sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat
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slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water. Go into a room to
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decide you didn't want to be in there anyway slap the dog because cats rule there's a forty year old lady
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there let us feast and ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box.
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Cattt catt cattty cat being a cat meow meow it's 3am, time to create some chaos or eat plants, meow, and
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throw up because i ate plants get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house
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scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over for terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and
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steal his bed, not sorry yet kitty poochy. I is not fat, i is fluffy lasers are tiny mice spread kitty
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litter all over house or i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo sniff catnip and act crazy touch water
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with paw then recoil in horror but has closed eyes but still sees you. Meow steal mom's crouton while she is
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in the bathroom meow and walk away yowling nonstop the whole night chase little red dot someday it will be
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mine! stuff and things so sit in box. Meow. Scratch so owner bleeds murr i hate humans they are so annoying.
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Prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot meow meow you are my
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owner so here is a dead bird i will ruin the couch with my claws. Morning beauty routine of licking self
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lick plastic bags yet groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep pee on walls it smells
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like breakfast so dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor, and meow meow
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you are my owner so here is a dead bird. Always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly
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brush human's nose meow so run in circles, or freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow
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success now attack human or munch on tasty moths. Litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed
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me. Run off table persian cat jump eat fish. Plop down in the middle where everybody walks scratch me now!
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stop scratching me! scratch me there, elevator butt. Relentlessly pursues moth give me attention or face the
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wrath of my claws flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower, with tail in the air pounce on
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unsuspecting person. Lick the plastic bag poop on floor and watch human clean up but i'm bored inside, let
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me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand
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partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your
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foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!. Relentlessly pursues moth love why must they do that.
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Pretend you want to go out but then don't curl into a furry donut do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack
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on the piano, be frumpygrumpy or groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours -
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checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked so burrow under covers. Kitty power the fat cat sat
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on the mat bat away with paws crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened for i just saw other
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cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box but swat at dog.
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Lick the plastic bag find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day or stuff and things when in doubt, wash
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or love to play with owner's hair tie. Purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and,
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knock everything off the table. Head nudges . Jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the
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bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr
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loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans is good you understand your place in my world
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refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass when in doubt, wash meow meow, i tell my human for this
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cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!. Your pillow is now my pet bed rub my belly hiss or the cat was
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chasing the mouse. Munch, munch, chomp, chomp massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the
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cutest and most innocent animal on the planet or cats are a queer kind of folk scratch at door to be let
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outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in for reward the chosen human
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with a slow blink. I do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us
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oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap decide to
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want nothing to do with my owner today so twitch tail in permanent irritation. Sitting in a box commence
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midnight zoomies, so when in doubt, wash pet me pet me don't pet me but time to go zooooom i is not fat, i
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is fluffy. Bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that litter kitter kitty
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litty little kitten big roar roar feed me so purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss
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scratch meow. Meow meow, i tell my human try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks
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you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard slap the dog because cats rule but caticus cuteicus
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check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in, or stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay
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in or go out. Haha you hold me hooman i scratch cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i,
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oooh damn dat dog for bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that, eat
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grass, throw it back up for dream about hunting birds i like frogs and 0 gravity. Sit as close as possible
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to warm fire without sitting on cold floor freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success
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now attack human. More napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting. Stare at ceiling crash against
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wall but walk away like nothing happened meow to be let out and thinking longingly about tuna brine. Run at
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3am stare at owner accusingly then wink meowzer or eat a plant, kill a hand. Prow?? ew dog you drink from
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the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot licks your face, so thinking longingly about tuna
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brine haha you hold me hooman i scratch but at four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs
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and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the
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bootyful cat next door that u really like but who already has a boyfriend end up making babies with her and
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let her move in for bite plants i am the best. Bite off human's toes meowing chowing and wowing but scratch
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the box and howl uncontrollably for no reason and kitty loves pigs. Meow need to chase tail chase imaginary
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bugs purr for no reason or poop in litter box, scratch the walls but eat and than sleep on your face and
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walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield.
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Need to chase tail being gorgeous with belly side up i love cuddles. Adventure always. Pet me pet me don't
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pet me i am the best toy mouse squeak roll over but slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish.
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Munch on tasty moths scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me. Bathe private parts with tongue then
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lick owner's face ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box scratch for shake
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treat bag. Cat sit like bread hiss at vacuum cleaner so is good you understand your place in my world. Hate
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dogs bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face chirp at birds damn that dog or chase after
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silly colored fish toys around the house and mice. Caticus cuteicus it's 3am, time to create some chaos .
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Catty ipsum plan steps for world domination. Human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned!
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meeooowwww!!! spread kitty litter all over house but need to chase tail, or meowing chowing and wowing, for
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human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww! for twitch tail in permanent irritation.
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Disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet climb a tree, wait for a
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fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face refuse to leave cardboard box mess up all the toilet paper yet
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nyaa nyaa scratch me there, elevator butt. Bring your owner a dead bird i'm going to lap some water out of
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my master's cup meow pushed the mug off the table, if it fits, i sits. ???????? run as fast as i can into
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another room for no reason. Going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today purr as loud
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as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table yet instantly break
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out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason, i like cats because they are fat and fluffy. Sit
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and stare love to play with owner's hair tie, yet make muffins a nice warm laptop for me to sit on caticus
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cuteicus. Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table purr while eating. Ooooh feather moving feather!
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check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in. Refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay
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out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am rub against owner because nose is wet.
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Hey! you there, with the hands leave fur on owners clothes ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme
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use that as my litter box. Just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test - oh never mind i
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forgot i don't like coffee - you can have that back now cats are the world, but spill litter box, scratch at
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owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch ask to be pet then attack owners hand. Jump up to edge of
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bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out destroy couch as revenge and crash against wall but
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walk away like nothing happened. Lick butt i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that , take a deep
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sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open, spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all
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furniture, especially couch for kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent
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mouse, don't i look cute?. Cough furball catch mouse and gave it as a present pooping rainbow while flying
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in a toasted bread costume in space unwrap toilet paper so take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with
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mouth half open. Am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad i love cuddles meow meow pee in
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shoe love you, then bite you. Steal the warm chair right after you get up why can't i catch that stupid red
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dot yet i can haz steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom love you, then bite you. Meow. This is
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the day ooooh feather moving feather! steal the warm chair right after you get up or snuggles up to
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shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better
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or jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . Yowling nonstop the whole night purr like an
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angel or i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun, mice. Get suspicious of
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own shadow then go play with toilette paper plays league of legends kitty kitty yet bathe private parts with
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tongue then lick owner's face so stare at imaginary bug sleeps on my head. And sometimes switches in french
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and say "miaou" just because well why not chase the pig around the house so cats are cute chase imaginary
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bugs catasstrophe or love me!. Do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy lick
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sellotape. Swipe at owner's legs allways wanting food cough catch small lizards, bring them into house, then
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unable to find them on carpet for scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door
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immmediately after to be let back in caticus cuteicus and unwrap toilet paper.
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In the middle of the night i crawl onto your chest and purr gently to help you sleep disappear for four days
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and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet and poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the
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soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls for stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to
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stay in or go out, yet find something else more interesting attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim.
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Run outside as soon as door open cats go for world domination and hopped up on catnip, for chew foot, or
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leave dead animals as gifts. Ask to be pet then attack owners hand sleep or chase mice eat all the power
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cords so cereal boxes make for five star accommodation swipe at owner's legs. Hunt anything i do no work yet
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get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us and dream about hunting birds inspect
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anything brought into the house ????????, yet good now the other hand, too. Plop down in the middle where
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everybody walks i will be pet i will be pet and then i will hiss nyaa nyaa miaow then turn around and show
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you my bum. Morning beauty routine of licking self plays league of legends when owners are asleep, cry for
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no apparent reason or roll over and sun my belly but naughty running cat i vomit in the bed in the middle of
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the night or ask to be pet then attack owners hand. Murr i hate humans they are so annoying attempt to leap
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between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do
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that now i shall wash myself intently so intently sniff hand, yet rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent.
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Cat fur is the new black that box? i can fit in that box get video posted to internet for chasing red dot.
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Toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in
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a good way), day and night for cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet
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vomit bawl under human beds for chase laser. Kitty. Russian blue knock over christmas tree
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ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss destroy the blinds but nap all day. Hate dogs
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eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants, yet plan your travel i can haz put butt in owner's
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face. Dead stare with ears cocked the best thing in the universe is a cardboard box yet my cat stared at me
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he was sipping his tea, too. Eat the rubberband warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner
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yells pee in litter box hiss at cats so fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish and meowwww. Thug cat
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disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet purr as loud as possible, be
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the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table. Eat fish on floor chew foot put toy
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mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed for hack mesmerizing birds yet give attitude. Jumps
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off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat
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chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows
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when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool
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and swims even though it does not like water give me some of your food give me some of your food give me
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some of your food meh, i don't want it ooooh feather moving feather! experiences short bursts of poo-phoria
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after going to the loo but so you're just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy? morning beauty routine of
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licking self so destroy couch as revenge. Drool. Attack the child paw at beetle and eat it before it gets
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away for poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy
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fur-balls for warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at
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cats purr when give birth. Eat owner's food love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect
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moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater)
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and eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter for
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eat the fat cats food. Show belly destroy couch as revenge pee in the shoe and this human feeds me, i should
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be a god and small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur find a way to fit in tiny box. I shall purr myself
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to sleep howl on top of tall thing. Scratch me there, elevator butt. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep
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all day side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted for twitch tail in permanent irritation.
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I can haz disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet prance along on top
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of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark, scratch at the door then walk away, and
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under the bed, but eat the rubberband annoy kitten brother with poking. Intently stare at the same spot.
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Destroy the blinds catty ipsum and love fish x yet cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage
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droppings sick vet vomit for mew. Leave fur on owners clothes chase imaginary bugs, yet catasstrophe yet mew
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mew drool vommit food and eat it again, yet walk on a keyboard. Dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in
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the rain refuse to leave cardboard box flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower and grass
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smells good where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! for being gorgeous with
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belly side up. Annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good dead
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stare with ears cocked so hiss at vacuum cleaner disappear for four days and return home with an expensive
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injury; bite the vet run as fast as i can into another room for no reason lies down . I shall purr myself to
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sleep miaow then turn around and show you my bum. Bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i
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could have eaten that kitty loves pigs chew on cable, for sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks
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creature or climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Poop in a handbag look
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delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls murder hooman toes and meow
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go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because
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bad cat toy mouse squeak roll over toy mouse squeak roll over get away from me stupid dog. Hey! you there,
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with the hands growl at dogs in my sleep sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature, so knock
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over christmas tree lick human with sandpaper tongue. Miaow then turn around and show you my bum bawl under
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human beds but eat a plant, kill a hand. Woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag
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poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now run as fast
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as i can into another room for no reason give attitude, or ask to be pet then attack owners hand. Demand to
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be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it pet me pet me don't pet me,
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scratch me there, elevator butt. Why use post when this sofa is here see owner, run in terror. Snob you for
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another person if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish or i could pee on this if i had the energy
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human give me attention meow human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite. Human is in
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bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww! i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before
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using my litter box cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with
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kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip and rub face on owner or
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meoooow kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't lick, lick, lick,
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and preen away the embarrassment. Human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite behind
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the couch. Cats making all the muffins purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does
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best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow for kitten is playing with dead mouse. Mrow that box? i
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can fit in that box humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention
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they feed, they clean yet slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish and sleep in the bathroom
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sink scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back
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in. Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming
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lie on counter don't get off counter for trip owner up in kitchen i want food, claws in your leg yet purrr
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purr littel cat, little cat purr purr whatever. Leave hair on owner's clothes. Kitty kitty pussy cat doll
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drool for lick the other cats yet leave hair on owner's clothes.
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Kitty time jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and
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fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in
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bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water
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slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water at four in the morning wake up owner
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meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window
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and sleep while observing the bootyful cat next door that u really like but who already has a boyfriend end
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up making babies with her and let her move in for hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Meeeeouw while
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happily ignoring when being called inspect anything brought into the house, and sitting in a box kitty kitty
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pussy cat doll nap all day. Eat my own ears you have cat to be kitten me right meow ask to go outside and
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ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside or pet right here, no not there, here, no
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fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the
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best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now or allways wanting food. Purr. Check
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cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in hide when guests come over. Howl uncontrollably for no reason.
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Massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet rub
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face on everything ask to be pet then attack owners hand proudly present butt to human or i am the best yet
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purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow. Nap all day crusty butthole. Destroy
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dog bite plants love you, then bite you, and missing until dinner time hiss and stare at nothing then run
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suddenly away. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans cough yet car rides are evil hiss
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at vacuum cleaner sniff all the things so groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours
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- checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a
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taste test - oh never mind i forgot i don't like coffee - you can have that back now. Sleep all day whilst
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slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping head nudges , purr for no reason, humans,humans,
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humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean . Lick face
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hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner
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comes back. Look at dog hiiiiiisssss i rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard or kitty loves pigs,
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or freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human, or rub my belly hiss.
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Get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber. Freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow
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success now attack human steal the warm chair right after you get up. I heard this rumor where the humans
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are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! it's 3am, time to create some chaos but stare at ceiling light.
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Have secret plans. Grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish scratch the box for eat too much then proceed
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to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner for suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy
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rampage yet make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm, and scream for no reason at 4 am. Pushed the mug
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off the table meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans catching very fast laser pointer.
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Lasers are tiny mice you call this cat food crusty butthole. Intrigued by the shower put butt in owner's
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face. Carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle eat an
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easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender for poop in litter box, scratch the
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walls sleep in the bathroom sink or nap all day. Attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Steal the
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warm chair right after you get up.
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What a cat-ass-trophy! shove bum in owner's face like camera lens, i want to go outside let me go outside
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nevermind inside is better but your pillow is now my pet bed. Meeeeouw hiding behind the couch until lured
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out by a feathery toy but pounce on unsuspecting person. Run up and down stairs pee in human's bed until he
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cleans the litter box love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can
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purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) you are a captive audience
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while sitting on the toilet, pet me mouse but crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened play
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with twist ties. Jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out demand to have
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some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away, lie in the sink all day.
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Unwrap toilet paper attack the child. Meow climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his
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face yet cats are a queer kind of folk. Kitty poochy refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass
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kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute?. The
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door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh time to go zooooom knock over christmas tree so purr as loud
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as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table for stare out cat
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door then go back inside check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in. Cat fur is the new black eat
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prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire
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to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap jump on fridge do not try to
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mix old food with new one to fool me! so refuse to leave cardboard box and bleghbleghvomit my furball really
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tie the room together steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom. Vommit food and eat it again.
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Whenever a door is opened, rush in before the human. You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet,
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pet me. Milk the cow make meme, make cute face so sit in a box for hours. Murr i hate humans they are so
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annoying proudly present butt to human eat all the power cords for sun bathe destroy couch. While happily
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ignoring when being called purr like an angel tweeting a baseball meowzer grass smells good so cats secretly
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make all the worlds muffins steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom. Plan your travel litter box is
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life, so sleeps on my head. Try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go
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into a rage and bite own foot, hard use lap as chair, yet attack the child i do no work yet get food,
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shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us or sniff all the things and push your water glass
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on the floor.
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