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My `composer.json`:

```json
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```

Output of `composer diagnose`:

```
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```

When I run this command: <!-- run it with `-vvv` added to it ideally to get full debug output -->

```
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```

I get the following output: <!-- FULL OUTPUT please, not just what you think is relevant -->

```
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And I expected this to happen: